third ♢ filters & voice

[versusnurture]

filter } inmates

How many of you think that you're insane?

filter } inmates-turned-wardens (minus ben)

What made you decide to stay on as wardens?

Comments

[versusnurture]

You mean am I crazy?

I think it depends on the day.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

So you're bag of cats crazy then. Good to know.

I'll be sure to put a lot of sharp objects in your hand.

[versusnurture]

Thanks, that's sweet of you.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

I can be sometimes.

What's your name?

[versusnurture]

Abigail. You?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Elena.

[versusnurture]

Nice to meet you, Elena. Who's sometimes sweet.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

You, too. Alternative crazy cat lady.

[versusnurture]

Alternative to what? Or who, I guess.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Alternative to the traditional meaning of a crazy cat lady.

I mean, I'm assuming you have better personal hygiene than that.

[versusnurture]

I mean, I shower ever. So.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

We should hang out. It's about time we had some teenage girls that didn't bore me to tears around here.

[versusnurture]

I'll take that compliment.

What do you do for fun around here anyway?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

There's not much for fun around here.

[At least nothing that by her definitions of fun would be allowed and not get her in a mess of trouble.]

I mostly play billiards if I get bored or I punch the hell out of things in the gym.

[versusnurture]

That's it?

[Barge pls.]

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Now you see why I'm bored out of my skull most of the time. I'm not even allowed to feed on anybody.

[versusnurture]

Feed.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

I drink blood.

[versusnurture]

For fun, or . . . ?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Or.

Though that doesn't mean I can't have fun, does it?

[versusnurture]

I guess here it does.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Touché.